Well hey there. Thanks for visiting my site and wanting to know more about me. Unfortunately for you, and the masses of creepers on the internet, I really have no desire to divulge personal information to people I’ve never met before. What I can tell you about myself is that you could’ve just found out more about me by stalking my Facebook page or googling me. Tsk tsk. You never thought about that, did you? Ok, as I’m feeling generous today, here’s a few tidbits to whet your appetite:
Name: Spiderman. No wait, Batman. Definitely Batman.
Occupation: Tour Guide and World Dominator
Current Whereabouts: Somewhere in Florence, Italy.
Likes: Food, moustaches, and photos of baby animals.
Dislikes: Country music, wedgies, waking up early.